She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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