What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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