do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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