If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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