i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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