please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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