In the future we'll all be gay
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
