i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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