so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Pants are for mortals
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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