So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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