We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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