I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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