Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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