his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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