BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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