Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
smell my finger.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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