I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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