You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize