I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Randomize
