question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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