That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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