is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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