I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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