It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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