I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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