so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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