I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
either way he was missing a nipple.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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