this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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