this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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