where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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