a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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