Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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