If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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