I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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