Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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