my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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