So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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