we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Randomize
