no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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