he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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