He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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