Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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