i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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