ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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