I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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