Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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