please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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