she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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