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Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We just shotgunned beers for America
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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