Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we have officially lost it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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