Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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