hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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