How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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