just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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