P.S. I can't hear my feet
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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